Don’t Be Greedy!

We’ve all been there: stuck in traffic on a city street just crawling along and someone wants to turn right onto the main road from a side road. Well, it’s no big deal to let them in since no one is going anywhere fast. So I stop and let them in. Well, the guy behind them decides to take advantage of this and sneaks in. What the hell? It’s social protocol that I let one person in. If I’m feeling generous, then I’ll wave you in, but honestly you shouldn’t expect that I’m going to let you go! Since traffic is moving so slow anyways, you’re not going to get to your destination any sooner than if the person behind me stopped for you. You are now an asshole for cutting in line and I will stare you down with all my passive-aggressive anger! If you are the third car waiting in line and you take advantage, then you are a douchebag and I hope you choke on that double bypass burger.

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